Jessica Simpson looks so happy with her new boyfriend who I am sure she’s trying to recruit to father her child by skipping her birth control pill, which is a lot better and more dignified than when she was running to the bathroom turning the condoms inside out back when she was banging John Mayer during one of his herpes outbreak….cuz that’s the only time celebs use condoms…cuz no one, even if they have herpes, wants that shit touchin’ them….

That said, this smirk is one of not caring that dude is just pulling a K-fed, milking off some money makin’ titties, like a genius who we all wish we could be, but the real issue is that she’s desperate, she’s primed and ready, why the fuck hasn’t he knocked her up yet…he is clearly a disappointment to opportunistic men everywhere….

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