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2010

28

Oct

Fergie Dressed Like a Golden Girl of the Day

I don’t know what Fergie is doing here…but it looks like she’s a fancy divorcee from the 80s on a Caribbean Cruise in her one piece bathing suit and a semi-see through dress sipping cocktails and flirting with the pool boy…trying to get cock to fill her dried up old cooter…There’s nothing hot about that…but then again, I’ve never been into older chicks…with or without money…I just can’t lick their cunts with confidence knowing how long that cunt’s been in operation….

I remember hooking up with a 60 year old bitch I met in a hotel lobby when I was in my 20s…that was when 60 meant fucking 60…She offered me 100 bucks to go down on her and I’d still whore myself for 100 dollars…but I was aware of her kids, all the men she had fucked and counted every lick cuz it was a job and when she demanded I lick her ass..with her chain smoking voice…all i could think about was how many times she had taken a shit..and the whole time I was telling myself I shoulda known better cuz with a weathered face…comes a weathered pussy….but I’m pretty sure she had the same outfit as Fergie on.

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