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2010

29

Oct

Rihanna’s Slutty Outfit Distracts Me From Hating Rihanna of the Day

I guess Rihanna is dresssed like something I want to fuck on Halloween. This is like some throwback shit…

This is a nice change from dressing like a transexual from the future who want to see her green card confiscated from so that she gets sent back to barbados, pretty much falling off the map and leaving us all the fuck alone.

I fucking hate Rihanna and her thick legs, ugly hair, cry baby who tells on her man cuz he beat her the fuck down attitude…I hate her rockstar, ego that forgets it came from a Garbage man’s testicles and that lived in a shanty before turning tricks as a teen….but jean shorts, knee highs and a corset that makes titty pop are the simple things in life that make me forget the twat that’s in ’em….

I just got back from a volunteer gig I signed up for at the local high school for troubled kids because it gives me access to troubled kids who are almost 18 and statiscally going to be strippers and pornstars in the next two years….I figured halloween was the best day to start up, you know especailly since the world is so slutty, and I was right…

Unfortunately, I was asked to leave after 15 minutes when I asked one of the teachers if he noticed how hot the tits of of the girls dressed like a zombie slut was.

So much for trying to save the world by connecting with the leaders of tomorrow and giving them guidance…I try to do good for the world…but I just get shut the fuck down…

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