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2010

03

Nov

Amy Smart’s Uneven Braless Tits in Cotton of the Day

This is not this Amy Smart I remember or this Amy Smart I remember or even This Amy Smart I Remember….

I can only assume that Amy Smart just freshly gave birth to her first kid at the age of 34 with her boyfriend she’s been with for the last 15 years…because that would tap into my milk filled tits fetish…paritally cuz I like getting reward for all my hard work when sucking a bitch…except whent that reward comes from a 45 year old hooker who still lactates from a late term abortion she had 25 years earlier…cuz that shit just grosses me out…but also cuz I like seeing

I can also assume that she has real uneven tits…the kind of tit you’d probably want to get sorted out with surgery or at least inserts…cuz the left one means business and the right one is in fucking hiding….She definitely doesn’t have the same body as she did in Varsity Blues when she did that Whip Cream Bikini ….but I’m kinda liking how this cotton dress is falling on her fat mom after breast cancer surgery body….or at least the tit that is left part…and I guess that’s why I am posting this, cuz it sure as hell not because I think se’s relevant in any way….I do it all for the titties..or in Amy Smart’s case…I do it all for the left titty….

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4 Responses

  1. Dangurous says:

    Um, whipped cream bikini was Ali Larter. Preggo tits was Ali, too. Amy here went topless in Road Trip, if that helps.

  2. Quipu says:

    Amy has always been a beauty

  3. Amber_Taylor says:

    Amy Smart is still alive?

    Good for her! For…still being alive I guess…

  4. m says:

    Your job is to make fun of celebrities and you fail. Ali Larter was in Varsity Blues. Douche.

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