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2010

22

Nov

Juliette Lewis Crackhead Bikini Pics of the Day

Here are some pictures of Juliette Lewis proving that hard drug use usually results in a pretty skinny and toned body and shit is a lot more fun than going the gym or trying stupid trendy diets like the master cleanse. You never see a fat crackwhore, at least I haven’t when wandering the streets looking for something to try to impregnate on the cheaps even though I know their weak, dying on the inside uteruses can’t sustain our child, that’s probably what makes it so fun, like playing some kind of real life videogame with my dick…

The unfortunate thing in all this is that I can’t help but want to contribute to her ass tattoo with my jizz.

Seriously, I never thought the day I try jerking off to Juliette Lewis and her dirty lookin’ almost 40 would come, but more importantly, I never thought I’d share that low point with anyone, it’s one of those secret people you masturbate and don’t talk about, like when you do it to your sister when she’s changing…If you know what I mean…

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10 Responses

  1. you skank says:

    I just threw up

  2. beavis says:

    She’s a scientologist, so she’s had more master cleanses than I’ve had hot dinners. Still dirty.

  3. HorneyLohanWanker says:

    I woudl fill that crazy ass with so much jiz it woudl leak out of her ears. I like her particular brand of crazy.

  4. ThisSiteSux says:

    All celebrities can’t look perfect, I’m pretty sure your ass is uglier than hers anyday along with your face.

  5. Melvin says:

    Juliette Lewis is scientology’s Bukkake girl
    She looks enouge like a man for Cruise, Travolta and the other ‘mos to get aroused
    That’s why she always looks like she’s covered in a glaze
    And looks like she’d smell real bad

  6. danny says:

    The word “skank” was invented just for her. My guess is meth, not crack.

  7. Taz says:

    What HLW said

  8. Mike says:

    I’d hit it. You know you would too.

  9. Horny says:

    Her ass looks GREAT – I bet she’s a GREAT LAY

  10. cowbulls says:

    I wouldn’t trust the rubber enough to enjoy myself so why bother?

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