There was an event and I wasn’t invited…but this pussy was….

Leighton Meester was there because I guess she wasn’t preoccupied visiting her mom in prison. You know the women who taught her the importance of sucking dick to the top. From starring in Fetish videos to Sex Tapes, to doing whatever it takes to get where she needs to be, which is the reason I can’t hate a bitch if she’s got a mom with a criminal past, cuz her morals and values will be in sync with mine….

Unfortunately for me, and probably not so unfortunate for you, closet case, Leighton Meester’s new thing is to neglect her tricks that got her to this level, and man up, in some androgynist statement that goes against her whore training, cuz I guess she wants to feel proud of herself, like she did something on her own, without her pussy, and the whole thing is horrible…If I wanted my pussy to dress like a dude, I’d probably be better off getting down with a dude at least that’s my take on it. I could be wrong. It happens.

Mila Kunis was there and she was wearing the AIDS she got from Culkin, cuz she kinda takes it everywhere she goes. It’s one of those things that doesn’t go away, but like I always say if we’ve all got it, then is it really a disease?! Not that I know she has AIDS for a fact, I can just assume from Culkin’s yellow skin, deeply set black eyes and overall look and their lengthy relationship, that she does.

Hilary Swank brought her big face in some kinda see thru dress that shouldn’t even really be posted because there is a reason they cast her to be the dyke who wanted a cock and lived life as a dude before getting beaten down cuz that kind of behavior is unacceptable in a trailer park. It wasn’t for her natural beauty….

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