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2010

06

Dec

Nicole Scherzinger’s Tits of the Day

She’s not hot, but she has tits and with a face like whatever the fuck this is, you’d probably buy yourself a set of tits too, becuase let’s face it, we’ve seen what modern technology did for the bitch who got a face transplant after being ripped apart by a chimp, and that shit, no matter how much Oprah dabs the dripping wound, didn’t work out so well.

I do not think a bitch should ever be rewarded for her fake tits, because anyone can get a set of tits, even college dudes with a lot of money making a bet, but I do sometimes give a haggard, hard faced bitch 10 dollars a song or less if I negotiate properly or she’s desperate enough, so let’s just think this is one of those weak moments where I just can’t make better choices for myself cuz I’m mesmorized by female skin. She is a female right?

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2 Responses

  1. jingle bell rash says:

    i am mesmorized by her hair, are those real bangs? how does she get them to go that way?…but yes, i think she is gender female

  2. Travis says:

    She looks like a damn wombat.
    Especially when she smiles.

    The epitome of a butterface…

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