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2010

13

Dec

Katy Perry Does Maxim of the Day

[PICS REMOVED CUZ MAXIM ARE BITCHES WHO WHINE AND THREATEN LEGAL ACTION CUZ THESE KATY PERRY PICS ARE ALL THEY HAVE GOING FOR THEIR SINKING SHIP AND LET'S FACE IT - THEY WEREN'T THAT GREAT, I MEAN THEY WERE ONLY GOOD CUZ THEY WERE LOW RES PICS OF KATY PERRY, NO ONE NEEDS TO SEE HER IN HIGH DEF]

This is unfortunate. Sure she looks alright when photoshopped to shit with emphasis on her tits and not her sloppy muff gunt, her cankles, her bad burn victim acne scared skin, but I’d rather jerk off to memories of some no name busty sluts in the local bar than this, not that anyone jerks off to Maxim, I mean you aren’t 14 anymore and it’s not 1994, we got access to substantially better material with this whole internet thing, and don’t have our moms to worry about catching us with dirty mags, so we don’t have to mask or hide it as a lifestyle magazine….

It is unfortunate because Katy Perry is annoying and seeing her in this means she’s still got more of a run in her, when really I just want her to disappear.

I know Maxim isn’t really relevant anymore at all, so I shouldn’t get worried, and I’m not really, I just know any publicity no matter how much she’s paid for it or not, is bad for my goal of her vanishing….and she can take this Maxim bullshit with her…

[I REPEAT PICS REMOVED CUZ MAXIM ARE BITCHES WHO WHINE AND THREATEN LEGAL ACTION CUZ THESE KATY PERRY PICS ARE ALL THEY HAVE GOING FOR THEIR SINKING SHIP AND LET'S FACE IT - THEY WEREN'T THAT GREAT, I MEAN THEY WERE ONLY GOOD CUZ THEY WERE LOW RES PICS OF KATY PERRY, NO ONE NEEDS TO SEE HER IN HIGH DEF]


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5 Responses

  1. deadite says:

    Take comfort in knowing that Heidi Montag hasn’t been sighted in awhile

  2. Danny says:

    no amount of over exposure is going to make this succubus look hot

  3. beavis says:

    Maxim is weird, it’s like all their photoshoots take place in a bare office somewhere.

  4. pantsonfire says:

    Katy Perry… a double mocha latte for the penis.

  5. Deedee says:

    I tell ya, these photoshop editors ARE GODS!

    ….seriously, her music sucks and her vagina is now infested with whatever otherworldy, possum kingdom, hazmat swimmers that ugly dude she’s married to is shooting in there.

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