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2010

13

Dec

Mena Suvari is Fuckin’ Monster of the Day

What the fuck is going on here? This is scaring the fuck out of me. I mean I’ve always joked around about this bitch’s alien forehead, but now I’m a fucking believer. It looks like she’s been gone the last few years reporting back to her home planet about the inner-workings of Earth, because their sun burnt out and they need to find a pod planet to takeover in order for their species to survive, explaining her lovely tan, but I was never into Sci-fi, I hate comic books, the whole thing depresses me and makes me uncomfortable, so you may have a better theory than me, I just know this is scary as fuck.

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One Response

  1. Deedee says:

    GAH!!

    …she looks old there…like the kind of old you get when you sacrifice virgins and bathe in their blood.

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