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2010

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Dec

Thora Birch Fucks Her Dad of the Day

I don’t report news here, I mean other than the stepNEWS , but that’s hardly news and more idiots being idiots…What I am trying to say is that I don’t report celebrity or hollywood news unless of course it involves incest, cuz incest is awesome if it’s not happening to you…

Thora Birch has been axed from her off-Broadway production of of “Dracula” just weeks before the opening of the show in January 2011. Media reports say that director Paul Alexander let Thora go after her porn star father/manager Jack Birch threatened another actor on set and was constantly medaling on set. Jack reportedly was upset about a cast member rubbing his daughters back which is when he made the “threatening” remark “”Listen, man, I’m trying to make it easier on you – don’t touch her.” It has also been rumored by people on the set that Thora would hang close to her father on breaks and not socializing with the rest of the cast and crew. Could this father daughter relationship be twisted and unhealthy?

Amazing…Nothign says Christmas like being fucked by your pornstar father….especially when you’re the weird socially removed busty girl with a horrible tan…cuz it makes it more awkward, creepy, and fun to laugh at.

On a sidenote, this is my first Thora Birch post in 6 years of doing this, I have only seen her in 2 movies a decade ago so it is safe to say, this is just a pornstar father/manager’s way of getting publicity for his daughter the only way he knows how…but I’ll pretend this story is legit because it inspires.

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10 Responses

  1. Cash says:

    La la, la la Monday Monday la la, la la la.

  2. BO BABBYO says:

    “MEDALING” on the set? True, this is the sort of thing a spell-checker won’t catch, but even an internet gossip writer is still a writer. Let’s have a little respect for the craft, here.

  3. Cash says:

    Side note: Your father isn’t just fucking you honey, he’s fucking your career.

  4. anony says:

    What do you expect when both your parents were not only pornstars, but where on the most famous porn film of all time?
    She’s almost 30–time to hire a real manager/agent.

  5. Dankin says:

    Jesus this is just sad, the word is meddling.

    And now you know and knowledge is power.

  6. Toby Weymiller says:

    Thora Birch is a very big star. Toby Weymiller

  7. Bob Smith says:

    Thora Birch is “B” list on her best day. She is not a very big star.

    Do you know how you can tell? When you have people telling you that she’s a very big star. By definition, if someone has to tell you that, they’re not a very big star.

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