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2011

03

Jan

Christina Aguilera’s Ridiculous and Amazing Cameltoe of the Day

This is hysterical. It’s almost like a clown car at the fucking circus. You know Ripley’s believe it or not’s fattest pussy found in the depths of the whore house…..

I feel like some kind of explorer who just landed on some heavily traveled path, scared of unfamiliar diseases, disgusted by what must be nuclear damaged, yet appreciating every nook and cranny, every lip fold and clip mound, because pussy is a magincal thing…

This pussy is MASSIVE. Maybe it’s pregnancy, maybe it’s overeating, maybe it is abuse, maybe she’s the kind of bitch who uses those pussy pumps to swell the shit up for obscure fetishists. Maybe it’s prolapsed due to disease or forcing too hard when she pees. I’m not a doctor, I just know shit needs it’s own TV show….

I love cameltoe, especially when it comes with such force and conviction, like it really fucking means it…

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3 Responses

  1. Taz says:

    I would live in there if I could.

  2. Bob says:

    Whoa…we just went past camel toe to Bantha Knuckle!

  3. cowbulls says:

    Somebody check in there for Jimmy Hoffa.

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