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2011

11

Jan

Lindsay Lohan Hits the Gym in Tight Pants of the Day

I was hoping these pictures of Lohan going to the gym would involve a little more pussy-hugging pants, cuz pussy hugging pants is the only good thing about going to the gym, I mean other than the endorphines Lohan’s therpay team is hoping kick in, so that she doesn’t get back on HORSE but then I realized she’s a fake lesbian and by default her vagina has figuratively closed the fuck up, I mean other than when Sam Ronsn shoves her head insider her in some reverse-birthing fetish cuz lesbians are weird…

These pictures suck, but then again so does Lohan, especially now that she’s sober and boring….and I guess so I am….See Lohan, we are connected at the soul.

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