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2011

19

Jan

Elle Macpherson Gets Dressed Up of the Day

I’ve been jerking off to Elle Macpherson since 1989. I was lucky enough to steal the 1989 SI Swimsuit VHS from the local movie store….It was a great discovery for a 19 year old immigrant who wasn’t getting laid….She blew me away and taught me the American dream, even though she was Australian…and that dream is based on see thru bikini tops…

That’s all I have to say about that…

Since she retired modeling, I’ve been forced to see pictures of her doing disgusting mom shit…but finally she’s out dressed up and reminding me of the one-sided love I once had for her…before realizing celebrities and models fucking suck.

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One Response

  1. cowbulls says:

    Elle is still hot and especially for her age. I agree she has been great for the Kleenex industry. I give her major extra credit for supposedly sharing that body with a long, long line of very lucky and satisfied men. I’d say she has been a major asset to mankind.

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