Marisa Miller did Shape magazine, because she’s a fantastic shape even if she has fake tits, which I fucking hate….
I also hate that she looks like a 40 year old french stripper with no lips and a hard face…..ready to chain smoke and give a lap dance for 8 dollars a song, even though the other girls charge 10 dollars a song…She’s a smar t marketer like that…..but I’m just being an asshole…because a body as fit as this is something worth staring at……
She’s peddling a line of signature surfboards and her interview made me hate her, but you’ll be down with her All-American marketing strategy…cuz that’s just the person you are….and I’ll just remain the person staring at the amazingly tight shit….
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