I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2011

24

Jan

Some Tits on TV of the Day

The biggest thing for my future, aside from my liver surviving more self-destructive behavior, as I get on in years, I feel more and more like shit and doubt that I have much left in me to give, is the fact that TV is following my lead…It is saying that people like seeing nudity, it is kinda the basis of humanity, fuck the Christian corporations, and let’s do this thing the way we want to do it for the people, cuz otherwise the internet will make us totally irrelevant and the only competitive advantage we have over the internet is that we have budget that allow us to produce amazing nudity with amazing pussy that these idiot bloggers could never afford to get naked, and I love every second of it….

Since I was kid, I needed nudity to keep me interested in anything, which made elementary school a series of embarrassing moments, and maybe, just maybe I’ll get a job as a consultant on one of these shows, since tits is what I’ve made my life about…maybe they’ll even give me my own show, I’m willing to do anything, I have concepts for cooking shows, for craft shows, for Home Renovation shows, and they all include naked bitches, I’m fucking ready for you TV career.I just want their stamp of approval/lots of fucking money…

Let me sell out…Please…

And until I do, I like tits on TV….so here are the latest from yesterday’s best cable TV shows….

Emmy Rossum in Shameless

Camille Chen in Californication

Posted in:BoobTube|Californication|Shameless

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