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2011

28

Jan

stepNEWS of the Day

I feel like the stepNEWS is the single best post on the site. I mean sure these celeb bitches are okay to look at and to laugh at, but the real shit going down in the news with real people is a hell of a lot more interesting, alarming, scary and hysterical…It’s like these motherfuckers don’t make 24 million dollars a year and are pulling shit far more ridiculous than Charlie Sheen sex parties, which are funny, but obvious…but nothing compared to cumming in yogurt samples or any of the other good clips below with their amazing local news writing for jokes…so you should like this post more and celebrate its return…

NM teacher locks student in cage

FL woman calls 911 for manicure emergency

CA woman gets new voice box

KY police officer writes ticket for 7 year-old boy

Sink hole swallows snow plow truck in GA – End of the World is Coming…

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