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2011

03

Feb

Jennifer Lopez Promotes Shaving her Twat of the Day

I have no idea what this event is, but I assume it is a pussy shaving convention, a place where they discuss the latest trends in pussy shaving, a seminar put on by Venus to regain some traction against the bikini wax market…since bikini waxing is more popular than shaving…and gilette has billions more dollars than the little local asian lady you let play with your snatch…so that they can bring out the bottom feeding stars who you probably don’t want to see shaved down…cuz they are old mom’s….and old moms traditionally need to have a bush…it’s a generational thing…shave the bald pussy for your kids…plus pubic hair hides that scars and damage from the war that your pussy experienced in child birth….not to mention…I hate shaved pussy. It is cheesy Jersey shore mainstream shit. I hate waxed pussy. It reminds me of Ed Hardy. I hate that marketers made girls think Bush was a bad thing to sell hair removal products. Bush is erotic. Especially when it is fashionista hipster bush. cuz you know those bitches are just too hungry to have the energy to maintan, or maybe they are just being ironic, but either way they are not giving into the garbage that is shaved twat.

Apparently Alyssa Milano, even after blocking me on Twitter 2 Years ago- Agrees With me….

Here’s J-Lo….

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