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2011

06

Feb

Christina Aguilera’s Super Shitty Superbowl Performance of the Day

I’m not American and apparently either is Christina Aguilera, cuz otherwise she’d know the words….

I can assume has been too busy eating her weight in food to take the 10 minutes it takes to memorize a song you normally have ingrained in your every inch cuz you’re American…this is shit you learn at a young age so you remember how proud you are…that is when your youth isn’t robbed of you for the personal gain of your mother who figures it’s easier to whore your kid out than to whore yourself out….

This is probably old news by now, since every American is watching the superbowl and probably very offened this first generation would piss on a nation on its proudest day, on its proudest Texan soil…she might as well shoulda come our dressed like an arab with a burning flag.

Let’s hope this ruins her…get her blacklisted and forces her to move to Canada cuz her voice is irritating….

Christina Aguilera botched the national anthem something fierce before the Super Bowl. Aguilera started out all right, but she had a problem with the ramparts — specifically, the “O’er the ramparts we watched” line, which she left out altogether. ..

Aguilera tried to make up for it by combining two lines — “What so proudly we watched,” instead of “What so proudly we hailed”, but let’s just say that it was too late to reverse the error. Twitter blew up, and all Aguilera could do was to oversing every word from there on out, which she most certainly did.

Here is Will.I.Am ripping off Daft Punk’s Show from 4 years ago, cuz Will.I.Am is about as creative as Ripping off a bunch of Electro DJs gets…#fullofshit

Everyone cares that Eminem did this Ad for Detroit….cuz he’s the only idiot rich enough to leave Detroit who stays in Detroit….

Because he did another commercial saying he doesn’t do commercial…

And Kim Kardashian – Despite being Fat – Promotes Heath Products – in Spandex

Posted in:Christina Aguilera

13 Responses

  1. Dr. Cornelia J. Dogbarker, PhD (rescinded) says:

    That fucking bitch should be made to pay one million dollars to every American she offended with her shameful, horrifying mail-it-in performance. What kind of dumb, dirty slut doesn’t know the words to our great anthem?

  2. Even though she cheated on her husband and she’s a bit chunkier now, I’d still probably lick her butt hole. After she had diarrhea.

  3. Gabriel says:

    Start posting shit thats actually interesting, I miss the old days when there used to be nothing but nip slips and naked girls on your site. Do that then maybe I’ll “like” you on facebook, but until then you are UNLIKED!

  4. Lank says:

    So she didn’t know the words to a stupid song about a flag? Big fucking deal.

    What the fuck is it with Americans and their fucking flag worship anyway? Did it save their mother from being raped or something?

  5. maeby says:

    Your commentary is getting waay too predictable. Being universally negative is one thing, but it gets old real fast if its as predictable as you make it.

  6. proud1 says:

    Its not just a stupid song about a flag. I’m assuming you don’t care enough about your country to know your national anthem. The song was written during a battle in the revolutionary war, it was nighttime and the British were bombarding the port. With the flash of the explosions the defenders and people holed up could see that the symbol of breaking away from the British was still flying high, and gave them hope to last through the night.
    So yes, the song may literally be about a flag, but it is really about the enduring spirit of a people fighting for their freedom against impossible odds.

  7. Lank says:

    I think if you read my post it’s pretty fucking clear that I’m not American, and I know my own national anthem pretty well, thanks. Typical American assuming that you’re the whole world.

    The british buttfucked your grannies so much they had to stuff the flag in their rectums to stop the bleeding. I guess that would explain why you lot are so obsessed with a bit of cloth.

  8. HornyLohanWanker says:

    Gotta remember that Canada was founded by the cowards who wanted royal dick up their asses.

    Fundamental difference in genes.

  9. die cunt! says:

    Canada is half filled with french. Fuck the french. And Fuck Canada. All you do is export your grade D douche bags to Hollywood where they become famous and annoy the fuck out of the rest of the world and people assume they are American.

  10. Expletive:BMP says:

    Fuck all you nationalist assholes, who gives a fuck about anything other than cunny tits and ass? I don’t give a fuck if you’re from Russia; have nice boobs, firm ass, and a cunny, then lets fuck.
    About Aguilera, she fucked up, that’d happen if you’re drunk high, or don’t give a fuck, so what. I don’t know my own national anthem or pledge, because knowing it doesn’t mean a mutha-fuck, try take away my rights though, i’d carve out your—wait a moment, ah, all done–my neice wanted me to sing Olivia with her just now, fuck national anthems, I can sing Olivia’s intro well enough.
    Fuck Eminem and his commercials, why the fuck do I care if some rich asshole has something to say, other than giving me money—fuck em all.

  11. Republican Yuppie says:

    Who gives a shit about the Superbowl?
    Who gives a shit about the National fucking anthem?
    This country is about is about one thing and one thing only…
    (and if you don’t believe me, read “The Reagan Doctrine”)
    …is making money,
    and that my friends, is the only thing that matters.

  12. Thomas Casey says:

    Proud1 how dumb can you be assuming Lank was American. What do you think – only Americans use the internet?

  13. noyfb says:

    She sucks worse than a loose hooker after a busy weekend

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