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2011

10

Feb

JWOWW has a Book Deal of the Day

It amazes me that someone who has probably never read a book, is now the author of a book. I am convinced that prior to this Jersey Shore bullshit, the only writing she did was on her BBM or her SMS text messages or maybe in Facebook chat or some shit….broken english…half retarded sounding in appreviations…and now she’s a fucking published author…I’d love to get some of the essays she submitted in community college when getting her hair colorist license…I am convinced it would be hysterical…but who am I to talk…I don’t have a bullshit publishing deal, I’ve never writen a book, I’m not a product of publishers struggling to stay relevant, handing out deals to any trash with traffic…

It also amazes me how haggard JWOWW is…but not as much as the fact that I know she exists…before this site…these trolls would go along happily .

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5 Responses

  1. My only thing with her is that I think her pussy would smell bad. I don’t know why, I just think that.

  2. Dr. Cornelia J. Dogbarker, PhD (rescinded) says:

    This stupid whore is only semi-literate, but she “wrote” a book? Ha ha that’s like saying she “took” a shower, when all she did was splash some water under her arms in a gas station rest room. I’m going to say that her most likely venereal disease is……pubic lice! Who knows, maybe I’m right.

  3. JoseOle says:

    Judge much? She actually went to college and graduated with a 3.9 I guess she’s smarter than all of you b/c she’s making mad money with tits and ass and not posting on a website.

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  5. billy says:

    Yeah, I bet her box stinks….

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