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2011

21

Feb

Kim Kardashian’s Got No Make-Up On of the Day

Considering she’s the kind of bitch who gets her make-up tattooed to her tacky face, I’m not sure how accurate this “No Make-Up” statement is, and I’m gonna go with not very accurate, cuz botox and fake lips in what could be the most materialistic, vain despite being chubby pussy in hollywood, who no one really understands or really cares about, but who managed to make 65 million dollars last year, just doesn’t do the no make up thing, ever, under any circumstance, and maybe what we are seeing is that she’s just not wearing as much fucking make-up as her whore face normally does, you know none of that movie magic shit that makes her look like a tranny about to perform, and just some subtle everyday make-up that is probably substantially more than the women you encounter wear, but less than her usual clown get-up…and knowing these girls, she’s probably made up to not look made up for publicity…and the real question is why the fuck am I writing about this? Seriously. Should I just kill myself now, or let nature take it’s course…cuz this has got to be the fucking end….

What it comes down to is that she’s a fucking monster….

And some spandex…..faking a gym visit….even though her ass can’t back up that lie….

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

11 Responses

  1. Expletive:BMP says:

    She doesn’t have any make up on? really, and she’s still gorgeous? Fucking monster? I think not beano. She’s gorgeous. I’m a fucking monster, I’d post a picture some time when you share some of your whore and beer money with me, and or help me get to Canada to fulfill my dream of being Canadian. But fuck that shit Beano if your think I’m going to agree with you that Beauty here is a hideous creature of the night—beano, if I walked out of your closet, you’d throw your fat ass wife at me, and then die of a major coronary on your way to the shitter; that’s how hideous i am, but beauty here, I’d drink warm beer from her cunny bleed regardless of the smell (if it’s good, sour, or disastrous, I’d consume it the same).

  2. me says:

    The previous poster is a motherfucking poet.

  3. Ashley says:

    My god, that inane babble was so grammatically incorrect it made my eyes burn. Learn to type like you aren’t inbred man!

  4. mikel says:

    jesus why are you so angry? clearly she’s retarded and doesnt deserve anything she has but at least shes hot

  5. cowbulls says:

    Wow, I’d still love to explore her body but I would have to get out before morning.

  6. payload says:

    If it was me, I would demand a ménage à quatre. I would be fuckin Kim’s cunt while Kourtney licked my balls and Khloe made me a fuckin sandwich.

  7. Steve Lick says:

    I can see the dried nigger cum on her unbathed arab face. If she wasn’t a coal burner, I would probably take my first shot of hairy arab slit.

  8. Expletive:BMP says:

    DAt iZs Beano Talk Asheley

  9. DR.FUNK says:

    I’d smash it.Only chicks & confused men don’t like KK.

  10. Lili says:

    It’s like she had a “hmm….let’s do a sans-fard publicity spread this week” with her agent and then they informed the paps and now everyone thinks she is walking around without make up. Yeah right.

    I honestly still dont get why she and her whore family with her uber whore madame mother are making this much money ands are so famous. They havent done anything. WTF. I guess we all got Ray J’s dick to thank for that. Every year the Kardassian family should invite hi over and wrap his cock in gift paper surrounded by candles and thank it for having gotten them this famous.

  11. Erin says:

    funniest post ever

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