Wanna know the number one fashion accessory to ruin a hot pussy you all wanted to fuck last year when she was posing naked for Victoria’s Secret and SI….a newborn baby.

Seriously, husbands, boyfriends, cold sores, even 15 pounds of over indulgence from Christmas or a thyroid problem, car accident amputations or fire mutilations don’t even come close to making a bitch as unattractive as her spawn in her arms….

Here’s the proof….

Baby….

No Baby….

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