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2011

16

Mar

Vanessa Hudgens Does Shape Magazine of the Day

I was involved in a recent Vanessa Hudgens scandal that I decided I wanted nothing to do with – so I just pretended it never happened…..

You see cuz these bitches save face from being whores who release nude pictures they pretend are of her at 17 – in hopes of having her movie succeed – making feel like a talent that doesn’t need Disney’s empire to validate her as a player in the industry….by suing sites like mine for posting shit I find starring them…in what is probably their most notable work.

The worst thing in all of it, is that unlike PerezHilton, when I get sued, it doesn’t get any fucking press, and just leaves me fucked in the corner like an immigrant rape victim with no rights – scared to go to the police cuz I’ll get deported….You know what I mean…

She did do Shape though, tame and photoshopped – but half naked and uncensored. Enjoy.


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