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2011

17

Mar

Stephanie Seymour is Big in a Bikini of the Day

It’s amazing what growing older and starting a family does to your ass. What’s even more amazing is that guys still give their fat chicks affection when out in public, like it’s OK to go from supermodel to this. It’s one of those “have you no shame you sick fucking pervert, fat chicks are meant to sell weight loss products and snack food to, not to stick your dick in when sober, and if you do do it when sober, you never advertise it, you just pretend she’s your good friend who lends you money when you need it or some shit, I mean dude, have you seen what fat chicks look like naked, I know they are comfortable to lay on, and even to fuck, like your own personal bouncy castle. but it is still real fucking demented”…. FOLLOW ME

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6 Responses

  1. Bob Smith says:

    I would do it, because I’ve done a lot worse, and I was sober.

  2. Mr. Sinister says:

    Oh damn, she’d get it.

  3. cowbulls says:

    I am 100% certain that Stephanie would be significantly better sexually than those dime a dozen teenage boy bodied chicks. I would consider it an honor to pull her over my ears like a football helmet. Then I would dehydrate myself filling her with my seed.

  4. Leon Trotsky says:

    Sloppy, but I would still hit it.

  5. Are you kidding me? I don’t normally like big asses, but her ass is perfectly proportionate, free of stretch marks, and I bet the sphincter even smells good.

  6. Saint Vitus says:

    If that’s big, then I’m in favor of big. She looks damn good to me.

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