British pussy Fearne Cotton, who I have never heard of, but reminds me of a garden, got into a bikini for Charity…

I guess the BBC is taking the Howard Stern route, you getting bitches half naked on the radio, for people at home to masturbate to guys talking about how hot it is, only instead of doing it for fame, they are doing it for charity…which I guess makes this bitch less of a whore, cuz she’s exploiting her body for other people’s gain and not her own…this is like classic pimp shit, only her pimp is helping…and really when you’re in a bikini, you’re always a whore worth lookin’ at…Not that being in a bathing suit really makes you a whore, or even slutty, cuz some of the most wholesome chicks like to swim, but I guess it is all about the context, you know if she was on a beach or a public pool it’d be fine, but cuz she’s in a radio studio with perverts gawking and acting overly excited to keep the listeners happy about it, it makes it slutty…

She’s not that hot. Her ass dumpy, but I’m posting it anyway, she’s got prison tattoos, but she’s in a bikini and bikini news is my kind of news…

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