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2011

28

Mar

Paris Hilton Pretends She’s Not Racist of the Day

Neil Strauss, the writer of “The Game”, which outlines the basic psychology of tricking pussy into having sex with you, released a new book that features interview questions that never ran in magazines with a bunch of idiots. I was at a book store the other day trying to look up girls’ skirts when everything else was closed and I wasn’t ready to come back home, and I picked up a copy of the book…It bored me…but I know that last week he released some quote by Paris Hilton saying she doesn’t do black people, pretty much telling the world she’s no Kardashian, and now she wants to sue, but unfortunately, dude probably has the recording of her saying it, so in a PR sweep she’s gotta try to white wash this fact but doing charitable things for Japan, cuz a racist wouldn’t do anything nice for Japan….Apparently, she didn’t get the notice that no one gives a fuck about whether she’s a racist cunt or not, she’s been flagged a trashy piece of shit pig with a privileged life a long time ago, and she just doesn’t matter…but it’s nice to see her try anyway….and by nice I mean funny at how pathetic this sinking ship is.

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