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2011

01

Apr

Kate Upton in Lingerie for some Photoshoot of the Day

Kate Upton is some SI model who doesn’t only work for SI because apparenltly doesn’t do the whole Victoria’s Secret kidnap a bitch from her family in some foreign country in exchange for an exclusive modeling contract until the world finds out you were born with a dick – and they fire you cuz they don’t want their brand associated with cross dressers and trannies – this is America, the heartland of Christian faith…or some shit…

Apparently, she also works for Guess like she was Anna Nicole Smith, only less fat and dead. Apparently, they use her skills well cuz apparently shes got a great body…..No April’s fool joke in that….cuz this site is a year long April Fool’s joke…and so is my life….FOLLOW ME

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