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2011

04

Apr

Eva Green’s Tits in Camelot of the Day

There’s a new show called Camelot. I don’t know where the show is being produced. I just kknow Eva Green is in it and it’s on some Sci/Fi fantasy kick….

I have always found Sci Fi and Fantasy real fucking weird…but not nearly as weird as the people who are into it….I figure the people who produce the shit, write the shit and do the shit are only in it for the money, cuz they know the fans are socially awkward people who will embrace the shit as if it is their own, take ownership on the shit and love the shit, cuz they have nothing else going on, spreading it virally cuz they run to the fucking internet to talk to their fake friends who are just as weird as them…

I have walked by these people. I have seen them stage wars in our parks. I have seen them have training sessions in our parks. I have heard their conversations at coffee shops during intense war playing games, I have seen their comics, their collectibles and I have smelled their semen crusted unshowered due to late night sessions on World of War craft, when stuck in line behind them.

And luckily, Eva Green is in this shit, cuz I have always found Eva Geen’s tits fantastic…She was in a movie called The Dreamers, and that pretty much secured her as celebrity porn to get off to….even if her wikipedia has this interesting fact:

She credits Kirsten Dunst as her fashion influences

Cuz I guess piss soaked, booze soaked, cocaine covered and unshowered is fashion…I thought Kirsten Dunst only inspired people to get cosmetic dentistry work done, and maybe even a couple homeless people down the street, but that’s just cuz I couldn’t tell if she inspired them when she was here, or if they inspired her, in a chicken or the egg situation…

But this isn’t about that, it’s about Eva Green and Camelot and her Tits and to get you to FOLLOW ME

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