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2011

11

Apr

Kate Upton Does Twitter of the Day

Kate Upton does twitter proper. This is exactly what the shit is for….to expose yourself and your inner feelings while perverts who follow you jerk off to you…it’s like the way for a model who normally doesn’t engage with her audience, to really show off her intelligence, and by intelligence I mean drunk teen tits….

You see Kate Upton is 18….She’s been a model since she was 15.

She’s already langed Victoria’s Secret as a gig. She doesn’t mind showing off her tit…that may be the greatest tits available in America, cuz Victoria’s Secret scope this shit out….and she’s only 18…it must be the hormones in the food….and looking at her is almost perverted…which is why you are masturbating right now, aren’t you…I feel kinda gay going down this road and sharing this moment together….

Seriously…this is ridiculous on all fronts…here she is living it up….until the good life takes over or like all busty 18 year olds-puberty sets in and she turns fat…looking back from her trailer park in 10 years remembering the glory days…happy they happened….and so am I.

Nice tits. 18.

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