I got a blanket for 4 dollars this weeekend because I was tired of smelling my wife’s sweat and piss and feces on the one I was using. I was also fed up with the bug bites it was giving me and I figured 4 dollars was the right price….It has an eagle, some dream catchers and the whole thing reminds me of sitting in a trailer park trying to fuck my sister after drinking too much booze we made in the bathtub out of rotten vegetables….it’s like those native icons that make me want to chain smoke hand rolled cigarettes, while eating a can of beans and remembering the good old days when I had teeth.

Seeing Miley get the permanent version of the shit I was laughing at when I took it out of the package is amazing, partially cuz she’s not wearing a bra, but mainly cuz she fits in nicely at truck stop souvenir shops around the country…

Hilarious.

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