I don’t know about this Shakira character. It’s like she hit America out of no where a decade ago and never fucking left. She has instead tormented our men with her ass shaking in video, I’m talking a serious lack of productivity must have happened when that last one dropped and had over 100,000,000 views, making her a bigger Colombian threat to our resources than cocaine smuggling.
That’s why I want to start a campaign called “Send Shakira back, she’s old and washed up anyway”…..because let’s face it…body you want to fuck or not, she’s pushing 40….and here she is photoshopped in a one piece to start the campaign off properly….by getting no supporters…leaving me alone and crazy sounding in the corner….
On a sidenote I bought a burger from a black girl named Chakira yesterday….
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