There is no way this is actually Jessica Simpson. Sure that’s her face, but if that’s her body, this is some serious strategic placement, I’m talkin millions of dollars probably went into researching just the right background to use, just the right outfit that’s tight enough to give her a waistline, just the write fishnets to distract from the fat oozing out of them, just the right cleavage to make her upper body the focal point, just the right smile to make you want to cum in her mouth, just the right laying down to let gravity flatten it all out, just the right crazy hair to narrow it all out…This took serious fucking effort and money…but probably not nearly the amount of money People got paid to list Jessica Simpson as one of their beautiful people….cuz you know there’s no way that wasn’t paid off…I mean there’s no way that whole list wasn’t paid off, but I guess you gotta do what you gotta do to survive the recession….and more importantly the irrelevance of magazines….
Here’s the big titty video…
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The way she speaks reminds me of Anna Nicole Smith’s weird speech patterns. HHmmmm.
she is fat thats why her tits are so big
“just the write fishnets to distract from the fat oozing out of them”. really? write? Apparently you do not know how to do so.
Wow, what a fat mess she turned out to be. Even still, I’d drill her hard. I kept the sound down because well …. why listen to her? Love her new big tities. Thats all.
Holy shit, PosterMojo, you really nailed him on that one! I mean, who cares that he used the correct homophone two out of three times in a row? That one time probably isn’t so much evidence of hasty typing as it is proof positive that he is a total fucking retard! You are the best internet detective ever!
(go die in a dick fire)