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2011

20

Apr

Charlize Theron Covers her Lady in Leather Pants of the Day

I’m guessing Charlize Theron covering her lady parts with her purse, is a defense mechanism in the event that these leather pants having the ability to crawl up vaginas…or maybe it’s just because she knows leather pants don’t breathe right and that the sweat and stale semen coupled with bacteria growth, herpes from when she first started her career out climbing the ladder all the way from South Africa to Playboy, and the 85% chance she has HIV according to the latest South African study, offers more than just a smog warning in her underwear, shits a fucking meltdown like it was Japan, and the purse adds that much needed protective layer…but I could be wrong, it happens sometimes…

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