Nicki Minaj is the biggest thing in music, literally.

See she’s got an ass so fat, other bitches with fat asses are standing next to her to make their asses look less fat. I’m talking to you Britney Spears.

Guys for some reason find this a good thing, I haven’t figured out why, maybe cuz I have a small penis and can’t work around that kind of obstacle. But then again, maybe it’s cuz I like my asses 18, small yet real round and firm to the touch….

Never bought the J.Lo bullshit. Never bought the Kardashian Bullshit. And this bullshit puts them to fucking shame…so watch the video, laugh, cry, do what you gotta do. I just know I didn’t bother with it. But it’s not about me. It’s about Nicki Minaj.

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