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2011

16

May

Penelope Cruz Pirate Tits of the Day

Pirated tits is way better than pirated music, movies, and software. I never found Penelope Cruz to be anything special, maybe it is cuz her nose could double as back-up sail on the Pirate Ship after getting shot by a cannon, or maybe its cuz I’m racist against Spanish people….or maybe I just like my bitches to be closer to 18 than 45…who really knows, but here is her cleavage anyway, even though we’re more into booty…..(embarrassingly bad joke if I was the kind of motherfucker who got embarrassed, while I’m just the motherfucker trying to get pictures of celebs I don’t give a fuck about up)

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