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2011

17

May

Kate Upton Showing of Tit in Lingerie of the Day

I was fucking with Kate Upton on Twitter….you know saying seductive shit like “I can’t wait for your ass to catch up to your dumpu tits” and she blocked me…I feel like 140 characters or less don’t give me the chance to explain myself or that historically 18 year olds with big tits all end up really fat by 30, it’s like their just awkwardly developed in a good way, and shit takes a turn for the worse when their matabolism slows down….It’s just the way it is…

The fact is that she’s not 400 pounds now, and she’s at her prime, so I’m down with seeing as much as we can of her before that horrible time comes, and it will come, it always does, but you’ll forget her name and that she existed by then…

So take it in Upton, you’re on borrowed time.

Posted in:Kate Upton

7 Responses

  1. Al says:

    Juicy and natural! Ooohh lala!

  2. Please tell me the title you choose to keep this up! Its so very good, very important. I can not wait to see away from you. I really think youknow so significant, to know how to get people to listen to you mightsay. This blog is too cool a miss. Wonderful thing, really. Please, please keep it up!

  3. dm says:

    christian… are you on acid?

  4. Dan Carver says:

    I liked her until I found out she’s fucking a gorilla named Kanye West.

  5. Cali says:

    Oh Dan has wee wee pink little piggy dick and Kanye has the gorilla that all white girls seem to love #loser

  6. Dan Carver says:

    Dick size has nothing to do with it. I’d feel the same way about her if she was fucking a dog or any other animal. She’s not fucking a human; she’s fucking a Negroid ape. I don’t like humans who partake in bestiality.

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