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2011

17

May

Leonardo DiCaprio Can’t Be Banging Blake Lively of the Day

There is no way anyone in their right mind would dump Bar Refaeli for old faced Blake Lively, clearly they are just friends and this is acting cuzBar Refaeli is the one who dumped Leonardo cuz he can’t make her Jewish babies and won’t convert for her, he’s all rich and has an ego, so he’s trying to get her worked up….

Or maybe they are still dating and this is just a diversion from their secret wedding, and who the fuck cares about Leonardo’s sex life, cuz I got enough issues with my own, that I would rather be workiing on my own issues, like why my site is getting no traffic anymore…and more importantly why the only bitch willing to give me a blowjob is 500 pounds and smells like cheese and feces and death…instead of some dude who’s pretty much won the lottery on all levels…even if I think Blake Lively is overrated, she’s still not 500 pounds and smelling like feces and cheese and death…Good times…I suck at life.

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