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2011

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May

stepNEWS of the Day

I’m like Peter Jennings or that gay guy from the morning show in this bitch, or Barbara Walters but with a smaller dick. It’s like I’m a fucking investigative journalist, something I always knew I was good at when it came to scoping out weird porn, but now it is a skill I’ve brought to the mainstream, even though I don’t actually actively search for the stepNEWS, they are just mailed into me, but I’m allowed to pretend I work and have skills, it is important for my low self esteem and self worth….

FL Teen says she was attacked at school
Lake Mary High School student Christina Martinez says she was attacked by another teenager nearly two weeks ago

Cops Probe Alleged Plot To Sicken Kids
Police in suburban Philadelphia are investigating an alleged plot to sicken children on a school trip and then sue for damages.

Relaxation brownies, perfectly legal
There are brownies out there that promise to make you feel very mellow — but the ingredients aren’t what you might think.

Vatican releases new abuse directive
VATICAN CITY – The Vatican is coming under heavy criticism after releasing new directives about how to handle clergy sex abuse.

Push to ban sex at home during divorce
BOSTON – A new bill on Beacon Hill would ban parents from engaging in sexual relationships within the home until their divorces are final.

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