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2011

24

May

Julianne Hough Getting Some Male Touch in a Bikini of the Day

The 80s and early 90s made me a tit man, because 80s and early 90s clothes made asses look big and flat. Maybe that’s the reason breast implant sales went up like fucking crazy back then…because even hot asses were being I would have wanted to get pregnant with my mouth were being oppressed and abused into hiding their full potential under a pair of high waisted neon bikini underwear….but for some reason, I’m liking it now. I guess we grow as a person…and I’m pretty sure Julianne Hough doesn’t give a fuck, she is getting work but more importantly, she finally gets to feel a man’s touch, and it has been so long since that happened, thanks to fake dating Ryan Seacrest, so she doesn’t really care how stupid the bitch looks, she just can’t wait to run home to insert things in her box.

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