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2011

24

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

From a reader:

This bitch broke my heart. She doesn’t know what she wants. I spent too many years with her (four, to be exact) and too long missing her. She will ignore me for months and then want to spend time together. Because I’m an idiot guy, I still fall for it or at least I used to. I’m done being her her sidedish. At least she was a good looking piece of ass. She emailed these to me on accident. They were for some new victim she was trying to seduce. They were adressed to both me and them, but the message was aimed at whoever her new male or female friend is. Imagine my surprise when I get an email in the dead of night and see her pussy. I didn’t have the heart to tell her. Too bad, whore. I would love to see these headlining the stepLinks section. Call her Nicole and me Scott.

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