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2011

28

Jun

Jennifer Aniston’s Desperate Legs May Have Trapped a Motherfucker of the Day

I wonder how many dicks she’s had inside her?

The rumor is that she’s officially engaged to this week’s boyfriend who prior to Jennifer Aniston was in a 20 year long term relationship that he never strayed from, making him the perfect candidate to transition from one stagnant pussy to the next, but what Aniston hasn’t factored in is that the second he realizes she’s insane, after the excitement of fucking new pussy has subsided, and the dust has fallen from the horizon, dude will realize she’s a fucking high maintenance, demanding, diva cunt…and his instinct to follow the freedom he’s recently lined up for himself after leaving his longterm girlfriend…or he’ll going crawling back to his longterm girlfriend he cheated on, with his tail between his legs, begging for forgiveness cuz she gets him and anything is better than Aniston….

The vibe I get is that she’s one of those good to fuck, but fucking horrible to do everything else with kind of girl…

What it comes down to, is engaged or not, she’s promoting a new movie. Don’t let Hollywood fool you, Jennifer Aniston is destined to die alone….she’s just that girl…intolerable….

Nice botox, it is real convincing….you don’t look a day over your actual age trying to look younger but instead looking like a fucking clown.

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2 Responses

  1. Imtheloserbehindyou says:

    She is still a player.

  2. cowbulls says:

    I think she is going for the Hollywood record for most cocks taken in a career. It may not be fair because some of the older Hollywood whores probably only used 2 holes and JA likes the Greek so she has more capacity.
    She reminds me of the old joke line,”If she had as many cocks growing out of her body as had been in her body she would have the appearance of a porcupine”.

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