I had one of the best nights of my life. From trying to rent a communal bike and finding out the girl who had it before me had a rank pussy that left traces of pussy smell on the rubber seat…..To going to a free concert and watching some of life’s biggest titties bounce….To watching a black girl booty shake….to being touched by a fucking taco…closing out the night drunk and buying crackheads with dogs and face tattoos popsicles like a fucking popsicle fairy but way more manly….
I’m alive people. I’m alive. This hangover burns when I pee.
Here’s some morning links…
hat You Mean Your Cat DOESN’T Like Slayer?
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Jennifer Aniston is Probably Engaged – Cuz Her Uterus Only Has So Many Eggs to Drop and She Wants a Child in her Image – Cuz She’s a Vain Cunt Like that…..Oh and she’s also promoting a movie….
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Women’s World Cup 2011: The Loveliest Ladies in This Year’s World Cup
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Free Cam Shows, From Me to You
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God Taylor Momsen is Ugly
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Barack Obama is a Baby Whisperer or Something
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I Wanna Be All Over Claudia
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The 10 Hottest Reality Show Judges
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Big Tittied Cheerleader Gets Herself Off
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Lindsay Lohan Just Wont Go Away
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