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2011

04

Jul

Miranda Kerr Gas Pumper of the Day

Here’s a hot model turned mom turned model again cuz it pays the fucking bills and she’s signed over her life and first born to the big bad victoria’s secret corporation…like some kind of robot made in a lab…cuz other bitches I know with kids don’t even have this kind of body before they have the kids….a robot programmed to look hot and pose….and here she is posing as she does menial bullshit jobs that hired Mexicans were meant to do before robot model bitches decided to feel useful and entitled and did the shit themselves, in some kind of everyone’s a lesbian, cuz in the 50s and 60s there’s no way a hot bitch, especially a rich one married to a celebrity would be pumping gas like a high school drop out with no teeth and a dad for a brother, if you know what I mean, Cletus….so if watching hot bitches do their own dirty work like a bunch of blue collar pieces of shit….this post is for you….

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