I never understand those nights where I drink but never get drunk, but wake and feel groggy as shit….I figured it’s got something to do with the diabetes, high blood pressure, dehydration and attempts to drown myself in my wife’s overweight vagina cuz suicide attempts are fun… Making today’s hangover not alcohol related….On a side note, don’t eat beets if you think you are dying cuz that shit will fuck with your head, literally.

Here’s some shit going on around the internet while I regain my composure.

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