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2011

07

Jul

Rumer Willis Tries to Be Sexy Despite Her Alien Monster Horror Movie Face of the Day

Rumer Willis is trying to get some seriously noticed, yet awkward but fascinating cuz I like sluts for attention…..

I guess her whore mom taught her the tricks of the trade…cuz her mom was an unattractive woman with a more subtle mutant face who managed to make it even before all the millions of dollars of plastic surgery.. who managed to even be a sex symbol, nude in random magazines in the 80s, and doing what her whore self could to get where she wanted to be…..but unfortunately, Rumer’s face is too far gone and too alien to really divert anyone’s attention from looking at it and thinking “What the fuck is that thing”….even if she was masta bating on the street corner with a found object, like a piegon or squirrel, people would be what the fuck is with that thing’s face…..ok….maybe I’m being too harsh….the short shorts, open shirt, cleavage is a good step for this creature, even though I know that if I wore heels this high, I’d look like I had long gorgeous legs and I’m an obese troll of a person…making this just a confusing fucking situation..

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