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2011

13

Jul

Charlize Theron is Dating Ryan Reynolds – Who Cares? of the Day

I don’t care that Charlize Theron is rumored to be dating a guy who had sex with Alanis Morisette.

I care that she launched her career in May 1999 by doing Playboy like she was Sara Jean Underwood, Pam Anderson and all the other trashy sluts before and after her, only to end up winning an Oscar with her rocking hot South Africa pussy like it doesn’t have a 98% chance of having AIDS….

She’s substantially more solid than that dumpy Scarlett Johansson trash….and here’s a throwback to her getting naked to get ahead for all the young girls out there with a dream who are unsure how to get a Ryan Reynolds of your own…shit starts with getting naked and embracing your inner whore by pretending it is an organic connection with your most natural, uninhibited self….or some other art fag bullshit that makes you feel better about being an immigrant whore….

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3 Responses

  1. anon. says:

    I heard Ryan Reynolds is gayISH. (Scarlet Johansson claimed he had a ‘surprising mix’ of gay & straight porn).

  2. beavis says:

    I would dig though a dumpster of biomedical waste from Johannesburg General Hospital, just to put my lips to the same cored out apple she smoked weed through.

  3. cowbulls says:

    I would do both of them but I prefer Scarlett. Neither one of them has any function in life except to sexually service men. An example of their stupidity is their association with PETA. PETA is nothing but a group of animal terrorists. These 2 sex toys think they are helping animals. Most people with an IQ above a rock now understand that PETA is a bunch of wackos.

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