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2011

15

Jul

Kristin Cavallari Stays Relevant in a Bikini of the Day

A woman…despite how useless she may be…or how irritating she may be…or how fun it is to laugh at her for failing in her attempt to have a legit career by refusing to be on a show that was bigger than the show that made her…only to come crawling back a few months before the shit was cancelled….is never useless as long as she owns a bikini…and someone gets a picture of it…

I will look at any bitch in a bikini, hot or not, just because I like seeing bitches in bikinis…it never gets dull to me…it just makes for scenery I can appreciate and enjoy…like what I’d imagine climbing up to the top of Everest feels like to some…with far less work…not that any of the bitches, including Kristin Cavallari deserved to be compared to climbing up everest, I mean, she’s really nothing great or interesting, I’m just saying I feel satisfied and complete spiritually when I’m looking at or around half naked women…even the uglies…

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