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2011

18

Jul

Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch at an Event of the Day

The good news about running an UGLY watch about a bitch who paid the media and a plastic surgeon to label her as HOT cuz little kids who she was marketed to don’t care as much as I do about the lies the media feed them…especially when it comes to a pussy thinking it is hot when it clearly isn’t….cuz coupled with her constant working out, she’s done some shit to her, like some home improvement that turned the shack in the woods she once was, into this suburban 2 bedroom bungalow she is now, and although no one dreams of the suburban bungalow as kids, it’s better than a shack.

If you know what I mean…and if you don’t it is that she’s gone from a 2 to a 5 and that’s progress we should encourage….next step…Implants…..even though I hate implants…but they will make her look better in clothes and distract from her boring, uneventful, distorted, picasso drawn inbred retard face.

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