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2011

18

Jul

Whitney Port Bikini Pics to Remind You She Exists of the Day

As far as I’m concerned Whitney Port has a shitty ass. Serioulsy, I hate her body and her peanut piece of shit head, and I am happy that despite her efforts to be in the media, paparazzi and all that, she’s still totally fucking irrelevant and not making any reality TV show comeback anytime soon….She started out as a rich kid, so she won’t be the gutter trash you’d expect her costars to be to get noticed, but her ass seems to look like it is…if you know what I mean….and if you don’t just stare at her cameltoe….cuz camel toe is the basis of why I love white bikinis so much….

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