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2011

20

Jul

Ali Lohan is the Jailbait Disappointment of the Day

I don’t understand how with only 5 months before her 18th birthday, this Ali Lohan, sister of haggard Lohan, hasn’t pulled a Miley, Taylor Momsen, or capitalized on her sisters name in order to get noticed as the jailbait all the perverts want to give tutor….naked….but instead has spent her time not showering, looking like a wreck, and remaining far less interesting than her older sister we’re all bored of when she was this age….

I mean this is prime opportunity to really make a name for herself, and instead she’s taking her sister’s lead, and is doing nothing, I mean you think her mom would step in and force the bitch into making her money in the last window she has as parent to claim a huge percentage of those earning…and that’s been the Jailbait disappointment of the day….

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