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2011

22

Jul

Mourning Hangover Dump of the Day

I went to the casino. I lost the 20 dollars I started with because I am a loser. It was my last 20 dollars. Also because I am a loser. The elderly Asian woman I was next to wasn’t down in me eating her out after I offered when I saw she had won 900 dollars. I’ve always wanted to be a whore, you know to relate to the bitches I hang out with, stare at in public, masturbate to, etc….cuz I am a loser…

Follow friday me on twitter, cuz I am a loser, but you won’t cuz I am a loser.

Here is my mourning hangover dump and remember a Martini shouldn’t be dirty if it is Gin, cuz it will taste like shit….and possibly prison rape your stomach in some kind of toilet mess I’m dealing with right now….

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